Southern Grandma...
Lawyers should never ask a Southern Grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died...
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me..., I'll jail your sorry asses for contempt."
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Welcome to the TMR group ... If we haven’t got them …we’ll get them.
At TMR we specialize in bringing in skilled workers across all industries from off shore to work in Australia. We do it all; screen all applications, check credentials andqualifications, arrange visas and more. TMR…we give you the worldwithout it costing the earth.
At TMR we’re helping Australian companies solve their recruitment problems everyday. Why not join them and see how we canhelp you? All we need is few minutes of your time to make an informative presentation.
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Boutique/Kitchen/Joinery/Furniture business for sale!
An established
Please visit thewebsite www.mcmaurice.com.au
Business & Development Opportunity
· An established kitchen/joinery manufacturing business is for sale inBathurst
· Located 3 blocks from the CBD
· CNC machinery and turn key manufacturing operations in place
· Shop-fitting and joinery machines
· Large cement brick workshop with air-conditioned office/showroom complex
· Plenty of room for expansion both in business structure and premises
· Small, reliable and well trained workforce available if required
· Impressive web-site with large body of work on show
· Currently servicing Bathurst, Orange and surrounding areas
LONG-TERM LEASE AVAILABLE AT CURRENT LOCATION OR OWNER WILLING TO SELL
Premises & Development OpportunityAvailable with sale of business
· 4000sqm block located in Bathurst 3 blocks from CBD
SHED· 30m x 25m Cement block shed· 650sqm of floor space plus 3 large mezzanines· 3-phase and 240volt power· High Double roller doors able to accommodate semi-trailers· Loading bay· High bay lighting· Large ceiling heaters· Compressed Air piping to all areas· Large workshop meal room area with toilet
OFFICE/SHOWROOM· 180sqm double story office/showroom complex· Reverse cycle air-conditioning· 6 large offices plus showroom area, full kitchen upstairs, kitchenettedownstairs, filling room· Male, female and disabled toilets with shower
OUTSIDE· Secure off-street parking and disabled access· Landscaped gardens· Large signage area
DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY· 2000sqm of undeveloped land at rear of building· Zoned residential with existing commercial zoning· Use for storage or develop
The Central West is a large growth area in NSW and Bathurst is well known for its excellent facilities in education, recreation and employment with many city families making the "tree change" to this area to benifit from the lifestyle available.Our business is generally booked at least 3 months in advance.
If you would enjoy the benefits of living a rural lifestyle in the progressive City of Bathurst please contact the owner directly.
John Fitzmaurice - telephone (02)63 323932 (bus) 0417221207(mob)or by email at rustique@netconnect.com.au
Boutique/Kitchen/Joinery/Furniture businessin Bathurst - approx 2hrs west of Sydney. The owner has recently decided to place it on the market.
Please visit thewebsite www.mcmaurice.com.au
Business & Development Opportunity
· An established kitchen/joinery manufacturing business is for sale inBathurst
· Located 3 blocks from the CBD
· CNC machinery and turn key manufacturing operations in place
· Shop-fitting and joinery machines
· Large cement brick workshop with air-conditioned office/showroom complex
· Plenty of room for expansion both in business structure and premises
· Small, reliable and well trained workforce available if required
· Impressive web-site with large body of work on show
· Currently servicing Bathurst, Orange and surrounding areas
LONG-TERM LEASE AVAILABLE AT CURRENT LOCATION OR OWNER WILLING TO SELL
Premises & Development OpportunityAvailable with sale of business
· 4000sqm block located in Bathurst 3 blocks from CBD
SHED· 30m x 25m Cement block shed· 650sqm of floor space plus 3 large mezzanines· 3-phase and 240volt power· High Double roller doors able to accommodate semi-trailers· Loading bay· High bay lighting· Large ceiling heaters· Compressed Air piping to all areas· Large workshop meal room area with toilet
OFFICE/SHOWROOM· 180sqm double story office/showroom complex· Reverse cycle air-conditioning· 6 large offices plus showroom area, full kitchen upstairs, kitchenettedownstairs, filling room· Male, female and disabled toilets with shower
OUTSIDE· Secure off-street parking and disabled access· Landscaped gardens· Large signage area
DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY· 2000sqm of undeveloped land at rear of building· Zoned residential with existing commercial zoning· Use for storage or develop
The Central West is a large growth area in NSW and Bathurst is well known for its excellent facilities in education, recreation and employment with many city families making the "tree change" to this area to benifit from the lifestyle available.Our business is generally booked at least 3 months in advance.
If you would enjoy the benefits of living a rural lifestyle in the progressive City of Bathurst please contact the owner directly.
John Fitzmaurice - telephone (02)63 323932 (bus) 0417221207(mob)or by email at rustique@netconnect.com.au
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